View unanswered posts | View active topics It is currently Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:26 pm



Reply to topic  [ 10 posts ] 
 Various шитове 
Author Message
Techn0.eu Freak
Techn0.eu Freak
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 3:38 pm
Posts: 989
Post Various шитове
TAOISM: Shit happens.

BUDDIHISM:If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
And, if shit falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

HINDUISM: This shit happened before.

ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

ISLAM II: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.

SHI'ITE ISLAM:Shit must happen to Salmon Rushdie

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says "shit happens."

PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us?

BAHA'I: Shit happens to everyone equally.

KRISHNA: Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit.

VEDANTA: Shit happening is an illusion.

MORMON: 10% of my shit belongs to God.

CELTIC FOLKLORE: At the end of every rainbow is a pot of shit.

EARLY EGYPTIAN: Shit happens, the world is a microcosm of the universe;
therefore, the universe is shit.

SCIENTOLOGY: Shit can happen to you too.

TRANSACTIONAL ANALYST: I acknowledge my shit, and it's ok.

ATHEISM: Shit happens, therefore, there is no God.

AGNOSTICISM: Shit may or may not happen.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: It's not shit, and it's not happening.

SOLOPSISM: If there is no shit, it doesn't happen.

EXISTENTIALISM: So shit happens.

DECONSTRUCTIONALISM: What makes you think that's shit?

OPTIMISM: That's the best damn shit that ever happened.

PESSIMISM: It's all shit.

SHAMANISM: Shit is a fertilizer.

POLLYANNA: Where there is shit, there is life.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.

SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.

FUNDAMENTALISM: Born-again shit.

NEW AGE: If shit happens, honor and share it.

ORAL ROBERTS: Send me money or shit will happen.

RICHARD NIXON: I am not shit.

RONALD REAGAN: I don't recall shit happening.

HEISENBERG: Shit may happen and it may not.

CLARENCE THOMAS: Shit happened to me once, but I express regret.

DECARTES:1. Shit happens, therefore I am.
2. I am, therefore shit happens.
3. Cogito ergo defecato.

AA: Deal with shit one day at a time.

POLITICALLY CORRECTIONALISM: Defecated matter occurs.

N.O.R.M.L: Like gee, have ever looked really closely at a shit?

NAT'L RIFLE ASS'N: Shit doesn't happen, people do.

DIANETICS: Why does shit happen? See page 157 in Dianetics.

SHAKESPERE: To "pu" or not to "pu", that is the question.

LOGICIANS (Thanks to Usama Malik) : Is this shit sound and complete?

MATHEMATICIANS (Thanks to Aleksandar Ignjatovic): Is this shit continuous? Is this shit everywhere dense?

MALAYSIANS (No thanks to Norman!): Oh shit! Who did we not bribe enough?

ENGINEERS (Thanks to Harvey Tuch): How to make this shit (work)?

RADIO ASTRONOMERS (Thanks to Ric L Forster): Background noise is our shit.

EINSTEIN (Thanks to Ric L Forster): Time dilates all shit.

P.S. Дано да не е пускано преди :)

P.S.2 Нещо и от мен:
RAVERS: Play this shit faster and harder. (mrgreen)

_________________
All riiiight.... :D


Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:57 pm
Profile
Spam control member
Spam control member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:19 pm
Posts: 2430
Post Re: Various шитове
еееееее братле тва колко съм го търсил нямаш си представа (bow) едни приятели го имат на плакат на вратата на кенефа супер доброто е ! (lol)

едит : а не тва е некво друго ама онова беше по-яко (mrgreen)

_________________
Image
Image
Image
Image
FREE PARTY IS NOT 4 SALE !


Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:19 pm
Profile WWW
Spam control member
Spam control member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:19 pm
Posts: 2430
Post Re: Various шитове
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
No shit!
It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going
to taste it.


хахаххахахахха

_________________
Image
Image
Image
Image
FREE PARTY IS NOT 4 SALE !


Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:24 pm
Profile WWW
Techn0.eu Freak
Techn0.eu Freak
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 3:38 pm
Posts: 989
Post Re: Various шитове
HIPSTERS: Shit happening is so mainstream (mrgreen)

EMO: My life is shit, gonna cut my veins

CHALGA: ( in a Ferrari with sillicone tits and Nokia Vertu) Shit, i am so lonely, there is no love in this world, you don't love me, I fuckin hate you,ale-lei-lei-lei, zeg-zeg-dadumleeeee....

_________________
All riiiight.... :D


Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:26 pm
Profile
Moderator
Moderator
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:40 am
Posts: 934
Location: Middle Of Nowhere
Post Re: Various шитове
@BrainDamage аз май го имам онова от стария форум :) ся ще видя

_________________
Image

Image


Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:41 pm
Profile WWW
Moderator
Moderator
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:40 am
Posts: 934
Location: Middle Of Nowhere
Post Re: Various шитове
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit

Нещо такова беше май :)

_________________
Image

Image


Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:47 pm
Profile WWW
Moderator
Moderator
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:40 am
Posts: 934
Location: Middle Of Nowhere
Post Re: Various шитове
Иии това http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTWQqj5UWY

(lool) (lool)

_________________
Image

Image


Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:10 pm
Profile WWW
Techn0.eu Freak
Techn0.eu Freak
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:34 am
Posts: 1276
Location: A place beyond your imagination
Post Re: Various шитове
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Nihilism: No shit

(lol) (lol) (lol)

_________________
Image
Image
Image


Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:45 pm
Profile ICQ
Techn0.eu Freak
Techn0.eu Freak
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:34 am
Posts: 1276
Location: A place beyond your imagination
Post Re: Various шитове
melow wrote:



Идиотщина! (lol) (lol) (lol)

_________________
Image
Image
Image


Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:55 pm
Profile ICQ
Moderator
Moderator
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:38 pm
Posts: 2480
Location: Hellgaria
Post Re: Various шитове
ATHEISM: Shit happens, therefore, there is no God.


AMEN TO THAT!!! (elvis)

_________________
Image
http://www.youtube.com/user/AyanamisSlave


Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:23 pm
Profile WWW
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 10 posts ] 
 

Рекламки

 





Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 99 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Initial style design by STSoftware.
Modified for Techn0.eu by xTz.
[ Time : 0.204s | 20 Queries | GZIP : On ]